Grab a big salad and a black-and-white cookie, because it's time to prove you know everything about the show about nothing!
What does Jerry do for a living on Seinfeld? (Besides eating cereal, obviously.)
Talk show host
Stand-up comedian
Sitcom writer
Radio DJ
You nailed it! Jerry is a stand-up comedian, and many episodes open or close with clips of his club routines.
Not quite. Jerry is a stand-up comedian, just like the real Jerry Seinfeld, and his club sets often bookend the episodes.
How does Kramer famously make his entrance into Jerry's apartment?
He slides in through the door
He climbs in through the window
He knocks three times and waits
He calls first from the hallway
Bingo! Kramer bursts and slides through Jerry's door, and the studio audience usually cheers.
Close, but no! Kramer bursts through the door with a dramatic slide, and he almost never knocks.
What does the Soup Nazi bark at customers who break his strict ordering rules?
"Back of the line!"
"Soup's off!"
"No soup for you!"
"Next customer!"
Spot on! "No soup for you!" became one of the show's most quoted lines. Order wrong, and you go hungry.
Oops, no soup for you this time! His famous line is "No soup for you!", aimed at anyone who breaks his ordering rules.
George lands a job with which famous sports team?
New York Mets
New York Knicks
New York Jets
New York Yankees
Home run! George works for the New York Yankees and deals with a boss who is a hilarious version of George Steinbrenner.
Swing and a miss! George works for the New York Yankees, where he naps under his desk and clashes with George Steinbrenner.
What does Elaine shout while shoving someone when she hears surprising news?
"No way!"
"Get out!"
"Shut up!"
"Stop it!"
Get out! You got it! Elaine's two-handed shove sends people stumbling, so mind your balance around her.
Not this time! Elaine yells "Get out!" and gives a big shove, often knocking people off their feet.
Festivus, 'the holiday for the rest of us,' swaps the Christmas tree for what?
A bare aluminum pole
A plastic flamingo
A stack of pizza boxes
A giant candy cane
Spot on! Frank Costanza's Festivus features an unadorned aluminum pole, since he finds tinsel distracting.
Not quite! Festivus uses a bare aluminum pole. Frank Costanza finds tinsel distracting, so there's no decoration at all.
Jerry greets his nemesis Newman the mailman with what icy one-word hello?
"Mailman."
"Newman."
"Postman."
"Kramer."
Hello, correct answer! Jerry's disgusted "Newman." is matched only by Newman's equally sour "Hello, Jerry."
So close! It's a frosty "Newman." and Newman fires back with an equally sour "Hello, Jerry."
What does the gang usually do at Monk's Café?
Play poker in the back room
Work part-time shifts
Sit in a booth and chat about nothing
Host open-mic comedy nights
Exactly! Monk's booth is where Jerry, George and Elaine pick apart life's tiniest annoyances over coffee and food.
Nice try! The gang mostly sits in a booth at Monk's chatting about life's tiniest annoyances. No poker or comedy nights there.
In the show, Jerry and George pitch a TV show 'about nothing' to which network?
CBS
FOX
ABC
NBC
You nailed it! In a wink at reality, they pitch 'Jerry' to NBC, the same network that aired Seinfeld.
Good guess, but it's NBC! The fictional pitch went to the very network that aired Seinfeld itself, a meta joke.
Elaine's famously awful dancing was once described by George as what?
A graceful swan dance
A full-body dry heave
A breakdance battle
A slow waltz
Little kicks and thumbs up for you! George called Elaine's dance moves 'a full-body dry heave set to music.'
Not this time! George called it 'a full-body dry heave set to music,' complete with little kicks and thumbs.
You got % right, and that's gold, Jerry! Gold!
You needed % to pass and got %. Not that there's anything wrong with that, so try again and go out on a high note!
So, what's the deal with this quiz? Rate it!
Challenge your friends, unless they're Newman. Hello, Newman.
